Fantasy boat ride

kay and I had taken the boat out for a joy ride and a little tubing with some people. The day was excellent, sun was shinning, we had the Bimini top covering some of the boat for shade, and not even a slight breeze could ruin this morning. We took the boat out around the lake and watched the sun rise to greet us on the far side. We happily ate some premade breakfast sandwiches that where still warm and had some milk jugs on the side. Light conversation occured while eating our breakfast and enjoying the glassy water lake. No one was out on the lake before us and you could see some people just arriving offshore.
We finished up our breakfast and to our joy started the boat, threw the tube into the lake and I procliamed, "who's up first?". We got an uproar of chants and finally someone just jumped on the tube and said, "throw me a life vest!" we got three on the tube, tighted the cord that connected them to the boat and let the boat jolt forward. It was a funny sight to see and hear exlamations of "I don't want anything rough" or "take it easy will yah?" They all knew it wasn't going to be easy. I started by making some S turns and then turned and made an eight. It was quite fun to see them bouncing up and down and flying off with their rear ends in the air.
We continued this for hours, getting new comers on the boat and seeing their terrified faces, it was just one great experience. I myself road the single man tube for a while and enjoyed rolling and flying off into the water.
It wasn't till the afternoon that things started to get strange. we had the single man tube out letting someone tumble behind us. I remember looking back to enjoy the person fly off of one of the waves I created when i felt a splash of water hit my face... it was like someone had grabbed a cooler and sent it hurdling my way. I wiped my face off and opened my eyes to see a huge wave hurdling my way. It must have been 5 times as high as the boat was like a deep dark blue void heading straight for us. I taken back for a moment saw it happen in slow motion. I remember gunning the throttle and heading straight for it like the movies. We crested the top of the wave just to get to the top and notice we where in for it big. Wave after wave was there as we looked of to the distance, a lighting strike hit the moutains in front of us in the distance, and then we started flying down the wave. Just then I remember our loan amigo in the single tube. a clash of the lighting a little distance away was so loud I thought the lake had shooken. thats when time started to fast foward and everything started happening so fast. I turned the boat so that I was inbetween the waves and sped as fast as I could to the right. right when the wave started pushing us I turned the boat towards the wave and screamed up the side of it going sideways. It was a blurr after that, I thought we where a gonner. I remember thinking about the single tuber...and then it was over. We where in light blue water, the sun was shinning, and the water was glassy. I looked behind us to notice the tube was till attached and the tuber waving at me to stop. Right behind the tuber was a huge circular storm with waves crashing down next to him.
I decided to head a little ways away and then let the tuber off. everyone was silent as I slowed down the boat and asked everyone to pull in the tuber. I had figured we had traveled 5 mins after the last huge wave and we felt like it was 2 secs. we pulled in the tuber, the huge storm mins away. and then sped towards shore. I let everyone out of the boat, we got the trailer and truck to the boat, took the girl out and spead a short distance to a high level. We all spent the next hour in a daze of the storm heading over us with the huge waves, the loud strikes of lighting, and the pitter patter of rain.

While In The Office... Part 4

Running through the last door from my high school I was finally free. I could run off and do some hiking alone was my intentions. As I went across the parking lot picking my path around the parked cars I noticed someone leaning against the portable. he was masked by the shadow the small building made from the sun. He was a taller man, very muscular and hand some pilot glasses on. When he noticed I was looking at him he flicked his toothpick to the ground and started running after me. I , being frightened, decided to hide behind a car. We played a little can't catch me around the car and then all of a sudden I saw him standing on top of the car. Then I saw his nose, it was broken in the middle and started to bleed. I took off in the other direction and then I started to feel a tingling sensation on the back of my neck. I remembered what this feeling was as I dropped to the ground. In an instant a huge helicopter was above me blocking out the sun. The man came into view and said, “take my hand.” as I reached for it I awoke to see my hand outstretched and in a small room. the inside of the small shack looked like someone had grabbed all they could leaving in a hurry. A lamp was shattered on the floor. I was in a small bed with a metal frame. From my right I heard a creeking sound and shot my head in that direction. I found that a door was about arms length from me and it opened towards me. I thought that was strange but didn't put much more thought into it. The door was partly open and seemed to move when a slight breeze came through. On top of the door hanging from it was a helmet. Memories of the turtle like creature next to the man with the large stick in the helicopter flowed back. It must have been someone with a gun and his helmet was on the floor seeing the resmblence of the helmet and turtle. I got up feeling dazed but still very alert. I peeked my head outside the door and I saw lots of trees. It appeared like it was the same place I was at before I feel asleep but I couldn't remember there being a house in the base. I decided to grab the helmet and when I grabbed it something fell to the floor. It was a small pistol. duct taped to the pistol was a small clicker I saw everyone communicate with before. I grabbed the pistol and also the clicker and then put on the helmet. I felt a little safer with something protecting my head. I winched at the thought of all the blows to my head the last couple of times I awoke. I was thinking on how much time had passed from each episode when I heard a huge crash and explosion outside. I got on my knees and poked my head out fast and then back in like I had seen in a spy movie. The image I got was a huge helicopter that had crashed in a very small opening in the trees. I didn't think I saw a person anywhere so I took a longer look. this time I saw someone coming my way with their hand gun pulled. I couldn't tell who it was and I didn't think I wanted to know. I went behind the door and waited for what seemed to be the end. The first thing I saw was the gun, inching its way through the door way. I then saw a hand. The gun was facing the bed I just got out of...I thought, "I never want my head next to a door again.." I didn't want to see anymore so I rammed the door as hard as I could. I saw part his hand get jammed in the door way and then someone swear. I then heard two shots and a thud right outside the door. As I backed away the door it left a crack so I could see the outside. I saw the man on the floor apparently dead. I noticed some red coming from a hole in his chest. I then noticed some blood from his head and saw another bullet hole. “Good shot!” was all I could think. Then I heard clicking. Not thinking twice I grabbed the clicker and clicked it about a zillion times. I think it had been a little to much cause by the time I was done clicking the door swung open and their stood Agent Black. I always wondered how he moved so quickly. He was wearing silver pilot glasses with a brown tint to them. I half laughing said, “ I thought of you wearing gold on brown not silver”. He smiled and said, “I ain't the flashy type.” “ come on, we got some trails to fallow.” I didn't move. for the first time I wanted to know what was going on. Agent Black seeing that I wasn't going to move made his hand into a fist and got an angry face. He then letting it all go with a sigh exclaimed, “look, you can't know whats happening just yet. lets just say I am your white knight and you are the damsel in distress...” I thinking that that was awkward and half believing he was gay said, “you don't have a way with words do you?” he responded, “only in the right circumstances, come on, we got to go.” I decided to just fallow and do what was told for the time being. It wasn't worth jeopardizing the little time I felt we had from his tone of voice. We must have moved for what seemed to me a couple hours. We headed up a small mountain behind the shed and then down the other side. We then turned towards the sun set and headed towards that till it was almost completely dark. I was thinking the whole time I should ask where we were and whats going on, but every time I was going to try and say something Black would stop and get to his knees motioning me to do the same. I had heard nor seen anything during this time except once when I heard some noises from the clickers that seemed to be so useful here. Now after it had gotten dark and it felt like we had slowed our pace and felt a little less tense then before. Thinking it was all clear I whispered, “where are we going?” He responded, “ To your extraction point”. Thinking of the conversation I overheard right before I fell asleep last I said, “good I can get out of here and everything will be normal again.” He smiled at me. I spotted a small light in front of us as he looked at me. Agent black seeing alarm in my face seemed to jump a little. He grabbed my shirt and flopped to the ground with me being dragged right after him. The light shown directly on us and a distinct clicking was heard from the light. Agent Black clicked in reply three times. The light came closer and I saw the tactical vest and the muscle arms and knew we were a goner. I felt something leave my back pocket and realized it was my gun with the clipper attached. I thougth Agent Black had gone mad but before I could say anything the light was upon us and the huge man was looking straight at us. I felt Agent Black smack me against the head and my helmet fell to the floor. Amongst the fear I had for what was coming slowly towards us I became more scared with my head unprotected. “ well it looks like I finally found the lose rat!” a voice behind the light said. Agent Black stood up and totally changing his voice to some Irish tone and said, “look! we get ambushed and the first thing I do is save the kid and now you're blaming me? What about your mistake!??” Black then pushed the man but the large man didn't even budge. He looked silently at Agent Black then spoke up and said, “Mr. White you are some kind of a guy. Our troops are stationed just over the hill. lets get back to base.”I thought, “Mr. White? now he's mad and has two identities...” Black AKA White then turned to me and very roughly grabbed me by the arm and said, “and this little weasel has been trouble since we got ambushed. I ran after him for quite some time...” I saw Black's hand ready to hit me when the other man said, “Stop! we have strict orders for him to be prime for Headman Joe tonight.” Agent black looked surprised and said, “Joe's here tonight! well I'll be! I've waited for this time since two years ago Mr. snake...” I seeing now that agent black was acting and just playing this man named Mr. snake I decided to play along and just be this “damsel” he said I was. We got to a small camp with some logs pilled for what my guess was cover. Agent Black threw me behind some logs and exclaimed, “nothing but trouble!” and then kneed down and grabbed some rope next to me. he then started to tie my arms together then put my legs together tying them to my hands. I decided I would never like to be a pig... I heard Agent black whisper “I am the good guy, stay here and nothing will happen. Now head butt me.” I said, “with pleasure” and smacked him good with my head, I got a good shot of his nose. blood went everywhere and he swore. He then tripped over to the group and they all had a laugh at him. agent black then said something and started over towards a river and started washing his face. I noticed he clicked once and threw his clicker as far as he could when everyone was looking at me or at the fire. I noticed a couple rats where on the menu for these men. They were grilling them on a stick over the fire. I saw one of them start eating and then noticed I was looking at him. He walked over to me and grabbed my shirt and said, “want a bite?” laughing somewhat he stuffed a piece of the rat into my mouth. It was quite good to tell the truth, but I ate it like I hated it and didn't say a thing. I then for the first time said something. “could I have some water?” agent black walked towards me and said, “already got that covered” I then saw him throw a wooden cup full of water at me at which with no hands to catch spilled all over me. Suprisingly a lot hit my mouth and down my throat and I started to cough a little. Everyone got a good laugh out of that one. Agent black then joined the group. I then started feeling strange. I started to feel like everything was magnified by 20 and my eyesight became blurry on the sides. I felt like everyone was moving slowly. The laughter coming from the men where just meer echoes to the ringing that started in my head. I could hardly move anything on my body. After a while I started to feel better, but at the same time I couldn't move a muscle. I could move my eyes around and blink but that was it. I couldn't swallow so some slobber came out of my lips and went to the ground. I then saw all the men get up and solute some soldier. He was smaller then the rest from what I could tell. As he looked at me he smiled. he had gold teeth and some others missing. He walked over to me and when he was about 2 feet away something smashed into this man's chest. Two more things hit him and he fell to the ground. He fell right on top of me. His sidearm hit my temple and I felt some refreshing warm substance flow into my mouth right before everything went from detailed to fuzzy, then to blackness. My last thought was, “There is no way I am every going to leave without a helmet again..."

While In My Office... Part 3

I awoke with a violent sneeze. It must have been bad cause the man carrying me dropped me to the ground and swore he would kill me for getting it all over him. A man tackled him from the right side and said “Get away from him!”. They both stood up and and the large muscle man (ocean waves coming to mind) swung and hit both of them in the face with one blow. He then exclaimed,” I don't know whats gotten into this team! All of you get back into formation and stop making noise, we are getting close...” My mind couldn't stop making up what we were getting close to...I thought of the black critters and it finally clicked that it was just my vision going crazy, probably from the shot they gave me when I tried to run way back when in the office...I started to day dream about the office and how it was so nice to sit in my chair and do nothing. Oh how I wish I hadn't complained that there was nothing to do...about half way between my day dream and wishing I was back there I was thrown to the ground. A lot of shots where fired both from the guys with me and whomever they where shooting at. One zipped past my ear while another hit the ground right in front of me. I decided that I should get out of the way. I did a snake crawl as best as I could with my hands tied to my feet. I got about a foot and I slid into a ditch off to the side with very tall grass. I then heard a huge explosion and got a glimps of a fireball on the other side of the ditch. I heard someone scream “medic!”. And then there was silence. I heard nothing but my own breathing. I then, getting self conscience, started thinking of what else could be in the grass with me. I heard a snap and my arms and legs fell to the ground. I felt someone slip their hands over my mouth and a whisper, “fallow me.” I did the best I could with my hands and feet tingling and numb from being in the same position for so long. I must have been to slow cause I took only two steps when I was picked up and carried to a tree off the trail and behind the grass. I saw the man who carried me and recognized he had a broken nose...reminding me of a dull pain I had when I was in the helicopter and we jumped. He must have been the man I was strapped to. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a bruised ankle from my legs kicking while falling to the ground. Right before I could ask him about it he held out a gun and said, “think you can handle this now?” I took it from him and said, “have anything bigger?” he half shrugged and half glared at me. I heard something start clicking. It was from the trail and behind the grass we came through. The man looking nervous whispered, “they are trying to find us”. He held out a clicker I had once seen on a WWII movie. “One click from this and they will know exactly where we are.” trying to think on how they don't know where we are from all the whispering I saw this broken nosed man motion me to fallow him. He pointed to his eyes and then pointed to the trail. I then saw two fingers of his stand up on his hand. I noticed I was sitting on the opposite side of the tree with my back facing the grass. I was in a good hiding spot for the moment. Then something from the sky started whistling and I saw this man jump behind the tree I was behind practically smashing me with his weight and force. I thought I lost a lung I was squished so hard. I heard a hard slam and then a big boom. It was so close I couldn't hear my own scream. The man squishing me must have heard me cause he covered my mouth with his leg that was so convinantly on top of my head now. He got off me, smashing my head into the ground, I looked at him and with his lips said “sorry” but I knew he ment it. He motioned to me to fallow him and he started running. I got up as best as I could and started running. I looked back to see if there was anything behind me and before I could turn around to see what was in front of me I smashed into a chain fence. The man just laughed slightly and said “can't go over it, can't go under it, guess we go through it.” he grabbed some wire cutters and started knee high to the fence snipped three or four places and it just kinda fell apart. we crawled through it. He then said “now lets run some more.” I almost calapsed right there. We headed through a creek or two and through a never ending clump of bushes that ran along side of use. He stopped and motioned me to sit where I was. He then said to me “I need to go make another trail. stay here and I'll be back in 5. he then vanished through the bushes and all I heard was some birds and water running. I went towards the water, I thought I should wash off my face and anything else still blood covered. Right before I dipped my fingers in the water my head entire was plunged into the small stream. I felt someone pushing my head further into the water. I tried to resist but something was keeping me under. I thought “great! now after all this I get to drawn in a small creek. I then felt the pressure release from my head at which I swung my head back for air and hit something with it. I heard someone swear and there was this man I had fallowed, his nose bleeding again. he started to laugh a little. I must have givin a strange look at him so he said “That was quite funny”. he dipped his hand into the the clear water and washed his nose a little. I washed off the rest of what I could from my face wondering why he acted like such a three year old. I then looked at the creek and saw my face for the first time since the office. It was beaten badly, from a black eye to a slit lip I was messed up good. I noticed where the infamous black snake AKA rope had bitten me and made a nice red mark across my face. It must have been some time from that insadent cause it was starting to disappear. thinking of the zombies from a computer game and how they look almost like my face I half smirked. The man noticing me said “ you've never looked better!”. I looked at him and asked “how do you know how I looked before this?” He shrugged and said, “ you are a little more popular then you think.” he then told me to grab my gun and start running again. We went for about 3 miles and then I noticed we came to a fence again. I panting now said, “where are we?” he simply said, “back where we started... We went in two loops and then back tracked.” I thinking he had gone mad just shook my head and shrugged. “whatever you would like sir” I replied. we then cut the fence again and came back to the grass. I had noticed the tree I was behind and he motioned me to go sit behind it again. I did. The man then ran through the grass, I heard him click his clicker once and then saw his arm as he threw it onto the trail and towards where we had been ambushed. I then heard three clicks from a distance. I saw the man stand up and wave his arm. two men came from the bushes from a distance and started running towards him. Then I noticed the ground in front of me start to move. It was creepy how three guys in dark brown seemed to come out of the ground and surround me. One grabbed me and said “up you go” and the others had their guns drawn and facing towards the not so far fence. We made it to the path and then everyone ran to the others in the bushes. I then noticed a tower to my left with a sniper gun pointed towards the fence. And then everything came into view. We were all running towards a large hidden base. The man I had fallowed in loops asked “We stole this from them and now we got to fight them...better get inside and get ready!” I ran into to small camp and noticed there was a small tower hidden in the trees to my right. There where large wooden walls and a small less then my hight door in the middle of them. After everyone was in I saw someone move two logs in front of the door way. When I looked in front of me I saw a huge mountain of rock in front of me with a cave underneath. I marveled at how the trees hid this mountain and fort from the trail we where on. Someone spoke to the man I was with and said “well! Agent Black...I hear you had a mix up in color with your other friends...” Agent Black exclaimed “I've always wanted to be white..” Not trying to think that he was the whitest man I have ever seen I sat down next to a makeshift tent and put my head into my arms. The last thing I heard before I drifted to sleep was “the kids tired! better get him to the extraction on the double.”

While In The Office... Part 2

I was in a corridor walking through a misty darkness, a light in the far part of the hallway was visable. I ran towards it as fast as my legs could take me. As I got closer and closer to the light I noticed it was a closed door that had light behind it. When I got to the door, I leaned my shoulder into my force and used it to try and smash the door down. When I rammed into the door was when I awoke to see me against a stone wall in some dark cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. I was surrounded by 5 guys with large guns and tactical vests. I was completely awake now and had a clear vision of everything that was happeing. these men looked like american sholdiers that have been roughing it for to long to tell. A man in the middle piped up and said "leave him be! ...We need him." The first thought in my head was "good, they arn't going to kill me just yet..." The man was the image of a combat soldier you only see in the movies. He had to weigh in at 300 LBS and have less then 2% fat on every inch of him. Every muscle would ripple when he moved... I half thought of the ocean with waves coming to shore when I saw his arm. What I didn't notice was his hand had lifted from the right and came right down on my cheek bone. I swear I heard a crack and landed banging my other cheek against the cold stone. After falling to the ground my head started swirling and I heard the man say "I have you just where I want you now Trevor." The land beneath me began to twirl and then I saw these small black creatures come and dissolve any image I had left. I awoke to the smell of a camp fire. everyone was in a small makeshift hamock. I noticed my pillow seemed to be a little cold. Then everything coming back to me I started to lift my head I felt something rip off it. Thinking my face came off on the side of the rock I noticed it was just dried blood. A hot liquid came from my lip. I reached up to try and stop the bleeding but my hands where tied. No one was watching me...I thought of escape but then noticed my legs tied to my hands. I was their cow...lassoed and tied. when I lifted my arms my legs lifted, which drove sharp pain to my shoulders and upper legs. I was stuck. I started to think of what had happened. I remembered the snake and flinched when I saw one next to hamock. I realized that it was no snake but the rope, that must have been how we got down from the helicopter. I looked at the fire and just when I thought I should cry I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from behind the flame. The man, noticing that I saw him, smiled and quitely walked over to me. He whispered "you've been through hell my friend." Not knowing much to say I just shrugged my shoulders and smiled as best as I can. He then started to untie me and after I was standing handed me a handgun. He said, "You are one of us now." I pointed the gun straight to his face and said "why shouldn't I kill you right now?" He smiled and shrugged, "cuase the safety is on..." I took a look at my gun and the instant I looked it was out of my hand and in his. He then grabed my arm gave a sharp tug, throwing it behind me and pushed up. I must have yelped cause he pressed his hand agianst my mouth. He then replied: "Learn your place my young padawan learner...there is much to go through and I am your only friend." with the little noise we mad there was a larger man who stirred and started to stretch. The man in front of me pushed me to the ground and said "stay there." A man got up and taking a look on the situation asked "what's going on?" I looked at where the man that was talking to me was but somehow he had vanished and was in his hamock. All I saw of him was his hand coming out of the hamock as if he was there the whole time. The other man that had once asked whats going on was now on top of me hitting me on the sides and once in the face. I had two thoughts come to my head: the first "How do these guys move so fast??" the other was "NOT AGAIN!". I remember my head hitting my once sleeping pillow...As the man was being eatin by these black critters again I heard his voice faintly say, "I thought your pillow needed a little more color..."

While In The Office....

I was in a small office, a lady was with me on another machine working at the same desk. the room was where the main routers and networking equipment for the building was located. We both were busy typing and staring at our screens. We had some background music playing in the grocery store that you could faintly hear over our own music playing in our small office. The building was always cold, meaning we had to wear jackets while it was sunny and blazing hot outside. We shared one phone inbetween us that constantly rang once, at which the manager on the floor of the grocery would pick it up. The telephone rang more then usually this time, a rare occurance, at which the lady next to me looking at it nervously and promptly got up and left. that is when it happend. Next thing I knew the roof wasn't over my head anymore bringing a blinding light from the above sun and a loud roaring noise to fallow. I thought to myself, "That solves our cold office problem..." As if I where in some wind tunnel, everything in the office started moving. Something blocked the sun and I saw three guys drop ropes and repel down. I, seeing that they had intentions, took off towards the door when I felt a tingle sensation start in my neck and start going through my whole body. as I reach up to see what was causing this feeling my legs gave out beneath me and I fell to the ground. The last thing I heard was a scream, I couldn't tell if it was my voice or someone else. When I awoke I saw a blurry figure with a large stick he was holding quite akwardly. He had some kind of pet next to him that looked like a very round turtle. This creature was laying next to him slowly bobing upside down on the slanted floor. He looked so much taller then I and I noticed my face was on the ground. As I did my best to look around with my fuzzy vision I saw 4 or 5 others all looking at me in the same uniform. They all seemed to be very intrested in me. There was a bright light in back of these men and as my eyes adjusted I saw a blurry ground far below. We where flying in some kind of steel mamoth. The ground shock vilently and it was then that I noticed I had ear mufflers on. Realizing my head was against the floor, I tried to lift it. Being so heavy I stopped half way and let my head fall back to the floor. I heard everyone chuckle. their laughter reminded me of the horrifing voice right before I passed out. At that I tried to scream, my lungs giving way and my eye sight turning red. I stopped tyring from the pain that seemed to shoot currents through my body. I heard the guys start laughing harder, I must have made some kind of noise. I felt my whole body being lifted up, but I wasn't doing any lifting. The world around me started twirling and as the ground came back underneath me I noticed I was sitting upright with my head on my shoulder, my arms sitting next to my sides practically useless. The man in front of me slammed his hand on my unoccuppied shoulder sending everything in my head swirling again with a loud ringing noise in my ears to fallow. Amongst the ringing I heard a faint "are you ready?" "....ready for what?" was my sluggish thought, but before I could say anything I was lifted up to my feet, my face just flopped towards the floor I noticed my feet where not touching the ground.. I was hanging outside of this flying piece of steel! I noticed I was having a hard time breathing at which I realized I was strapped up to something...well as I swung my head backwards, sending the ground upside down again and my head being so heavy it kind of just flopped back, at which I heard someone swear. I also felt a dull pain in the back of my head. A huge force slammed my head back into the forward position and I then realized it was a person I was attached to. I heard someone say something about their nose being borken, but before I could say sorry I felt us leave the ground. I felt us going toward the ground at a fast pace, at which I flapping my legs around trying to do something to stop this maddness. I heard the guy swear again and we slowed down as we got very close to the ground. Half thinking that he was magic I noticed a black snake on the ground, as it swung up to met my face I half swung my arms to try and hit it at which I heard the man swear behind me agian and then this black snake hit me right in the face. I had the nice ringing noise come back with blurry vision to fallow. As I came back to my senses I had a blurry sight of a large fat round structure floating above the ground with men repeling from it, as I focused on the ground I got a glimps of some grass I was on top of. And then I saw this black snake again curled up next to me. With everything I had I swung at it with my arm managing to smacked it with my left. I noticed it didn't move after that so I decided to rest. After what seemed like forever with this dead snake next to me a man came up to me and grabed the snake like it was his. I knowing that they were all magic now tried to crawl my way to a far away place. All I got was a couple of swings from my arms and maybe an inch. I was then lifted up by some force and next thing I know the ground was moving with my hands facing it. I noticed I was being carried on the shoulder of some huge man. the ground seemed to be so far below. believing that I was taken by some magical giant I screamed. This time even I heard myself above the ringing that fallowed in my head. I felt someone slap my mouth and I couldn't open it up anymore. Now they can close my mouth with nothing more then a slap! After bounching up and down did a number on my head, the ground moving so fast before me, I saw a couple of black critters start appearing on the ground. I noticed one creature on the man's back and I jerked a little. After that the black critters seemed to envelope everything. The last thought I had was, magical giant vs. black consuming critters, the winner is....